Yeah, that's right. Cute, smart and funny; that's all that we really want in a mate. Why is that so hard to understand? Hell, why is that so difficult to FIND?!?!? Is it really that tough to NOT be entirely insane (see Batshit Crazy)? Read a book, develop a hobby or learn a trade. Develop an iota of emotional intelligence. Take a shower once in a while. Listen to good music or passionately and publicly loathe the New York Yankees. For God's sake, just don't be a complete Slug and we might flock to you like the Swallows to Capistrano.

C'mon, folks. Let's see a return to sanity here. These qualities are not Brain Surgery or Rocket Science. This is common sense. Let's just make an attempt at being reasonable human beings. Deal?

Sincerely,
Single People Everywhere