Yeah, that's right.
Cute,
smart and
funny; that's all that we really want in a mate. Why is that so hard to understand? Hell, why is that so difficult to FIND?!?!? Is it really that tough to
NOT be entirely insane (see
Batshit Crazy)?
Read a book,
develop a hobby or
learn a trade. Develop an iota of
emotional intelligence.
Take a shower once in a while.
Listen to good music or passionately and publicly
loathe the New York Yankees. For God's sake, just don't be a complete Slug and we might flock to you like the
Swallows to Capistrano.
Sincerely,
Single People Everywhere